Shes so beautiful and perfect it baffles and dazzles me in equal measure.
The original MTV premiere link didn’t work outside the US, so here it is for people everywhere else.
The never aired Steve Jobs voiced over ‘Think Different’ ad from 1997. Richard Dreyfuss narrated the one that went to TV but i think this is better.
RIP Steve.

THERE YOU ARE MY SEXY LITTLE MISSING INGREDIENT.
WHEN THIS SANDWICH IS FINISHED I AM GOING TO ENTER IT IN A NATIONAL COMPETITION. A DELICIOUSNESS COMPETITION.
AND I AM GOING TO WIN THE SHIT OUT OF THAT COMPETITION, YOU CAN BET YOUR SWEET BIPPY. GRAHAM ELLIOT EAT YOUR HEART OUT. MISTER SQUISHES IS THE NEW SHERRIFF OF SANDWICHTOWN.
HAHAHAHAHA.

Emo Horsey.
Where do people buy these absurd, absurd clothes? I know that a lot of it is more like moving art installations than actual clothes, but you take a picture of a chick wearing a floor-length ball gown made entirely out of Nerds Ropes and you don’t offer any explanation — like, sure, we’re all just supposed to nod along with great dignity and appreciation for art as we ignore the fact that she’s walking around an actual city in modern civilization wearing a bra shaped like a dolphin. Right, okay.
Why are there only two options — extremely put together and classy, or crust punk covered with scabs and rubber bands? Apparently the only alternative to being a rich fasionista, if you want to get on style blogs, is to just stop showering for a few months and wear the same plaid shirt every day. You’re “edgy”? And “edgy” is “fashionable?”
Awesome piece on Thought Catalog about some of the insufferable bullshit presented to us basic peasants as ‘street fasshun’. Good job, Chelsea Fagan …click through for the rest of the piece.
The cast of Arrested Development at the 2011 New Yorker Festival party hosted by David Remnick.
can we talk about michael cera’s moustache for a minute
yes, we can. it sucks and i hate it.
Alia is looking awesome and…Cera..well wow. That moustache. Hahahahahaha.